Every once in a while I have to tip my hat to the soulless creativity of spammers. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall during the all-night brainstorming session that spawned this inspired work.
"Some money in various currencies was discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam,sold palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us, this was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? no compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole"
I mean if you're gonna try to rip people off, at least try to be somewhat original. I for one appreciate the extra storytelling effort.